Lifesaver Cactus

Oh my stars, dearie! Let me tell you all about how to care for your Lifesaver Cactus. First, lighting: this little guy loves bright, indirect light. Don't put it in the shade, or it'll be as grumpy as I am in the mornings! Watering: well, I'm a firm believer in 'less is more'. Water it sparingly, making sure the soil is dry between waterings. And don't even get me started on humidity! This cactus likes it dry, just like my old bones. Now, about soil: use a well-draining mix, or you'll end up with a rotten mess on your hands. Fertilizer: feed it during the growing season, but don't overdo it, or you'll burn those delicate roots. And finally, temperature: keep it between 65-75 degrees Fahrenheit, or you'll shock the poor thing. That's it, dearie! With these tips, you'll be well on your way to becoming a cactus whisperer like yours truly.