Philodendron 'Narrow Escape' - A Granny's Guide to Care

Meet the Philodendron 'Narrow Escape', a plant that's as easy to care for as your favorite pair of slippers. With its beautiful, long, narrow green leaves, it's the perfect addition to any home. And don't worry, I'm here to guide you through it all, just like I would with my own grandkids.

Lighting

What's the deal with lighting? Well, this plant loves bright light, but it's not a diva. It can handle some lower lighting conditions too. Just remember, no direct sunlight, or it'll be like me trying to wear high heels - not a pretty sight.

Watering

Water you waiting for? This plant needs moist soil, but don't go crazy. Water it when the top inch of soil feels dry. And for goodness' sake, don't let it sit in water. That's just asking for root rot, and I didn't raise you kids to be careless.

Humidity

Humidity, schmumidity - this plant is fine with normal indoor humidity levels. But if you want to give it a spa day, go ahead and mist it. Just don't expect me to join you, I'm not exactly the misting type.

Soil

Soil, the foundation of it all - use a well-draining potting mix, and you'll be golden. This plant loves organically rich soil, but don't worry if you're not a master gardener. I'm sure it'll forgive you.

Fertilizer

Fertilizer - the plant's version of vitamins - feed it with a balanced fertilizer during the growing season (spring and summer). Don't overdo it, or you'll end up with a plant that's as weak as a kitten.

Temperature

Temperature - the plant's comfort zone - keep it between 65-80°F (18-27°C), and it'll be as happy as a clam. Avoid sudden temperature changes, or it'll be like me trying to adjust to modern technology - not a pretty sight.