Succulent Crassula 'Jade'

Oh my stars, dearie! Let me tell you all about how to care for your Succulent Crassula 'Jade'. This little gem is a succulent, so it's perfect for forgetful waterers like myself. Here's what you need to do:

• Lighting: Place your Jade in a spot with plenty of natural light, but not direct sunlight. It's like me, a little sensitive to too much sun!
• Watering: Water your Jade sparingly, allowing the soil to dry out completely between waterings. Don't worry if you forget, it's designed to survive with minimal water!
• Humidity: Your Jade loves a dry environment, so no need to mist it like some of those fancy plants. Just keep it in your normal home environment and it'll thrive!
• Soil: Use a well-draining soil mix specifically designed for succulents. Don't go thinking you can use that regular potting soil, dearie, or your Jade might just rot on you!
• Fertilizer: Feed your Jade with a balanced, water-soluble fertilizer during the growing season (spring and summer). Dilute the fertilizer to half the recommended strength, as succulents are sensitive to overfertilization.
• Temperature: Keep your Jade in an area with a consistent temperature between 65°F to 75°F (18°C to 24°C). Avoid placing it near drafts or extreme temperature changes.

There you have it, dearie! With these care instructions, your Succulent Crassula 'Jade' will be happy as a clam in a bucket. Or should I say, happy as a succulent in a pot!