Succulent 'Elephant Bush'

Oh my stars, dearie! Let me tell you all about how to care for your Succulent 'Elephant Bush'. This little guy is a breeze to take care of, even for a beginner like you, sweetie!

Lighting: Your Elephant Bush loves bright, indirect light. Don't go thinkin' it needs direct sunlight, or it'll get scorched, honey! A sunny windowsill or a grow light will do just fine.

Watering: Now, don't overwater this succulent, or it'll rot on you! Water it sparingly, allowing the soil to dry out completely between waterings. And for goodness' sake, don't get water on the leaves, or they'll spot!

Humidity: Your Elephant Bush doesn't need no fancy humidity, dear. Average room humidity is just fine.

Soil: Use a well-draining cactus mix, sweetie. Don't go thinkin' regular potting soil will do, or your succulent will be swimmin' in water!

Fertilizer: Feed your Elephant Bush with a balanced, water-soluble fertilizer during the growing season (spring and summer). Dilute it to half the recommended strength, or you'll burn those pretty little leaves!

Temperature: Keep your succulent in an area with a consistent temperature between 65-75°F (18-24°C). Don't go puttin' it near no drafty windows or extreme temperatures, or it'll get the vapors!

There you have it, dearie! With these care instructions, your Succulent 'Elephant Bush' will thrive under your care. Happy plantin'!